A son of the Mother City this larger than life individual recently did the Groot Trek up to Gangsters Paradise in search of fame and glory. He is yet to accomplish either.
An accountant by trade his affinity for numbers and checks and balances governs this mans ellusive nocturnal behaviour. Often seen hunched over his PC blogginnnn, facebookinnn, twitterinnnn and chattinnnn. Rumours have surfaced that he is the leader of an extremely successful CLAN (a community of insomniac internet gamers obsessed with Warcraft).
His proudest moment was his 27th place finish out of 300,000 SuperBRU entrants during the 2008 Super 14. His parents are so proud. A keen golfer his recent shotgun approach off the tee leaves much to be desired although has sparked a new interest in identifying indigenous and exotic trees.
His rather obscure views of the world and topics such as religion, rugby and 2Oceans Vibe are the centre of many heated but interesting digs debates. His inability to let go from his student years is blatently reflected by his obsession with the UCT Ikeys Tigers and Nadoes – an honourary life member his seat is reserved on the halfway line of the green mile.
HIs insatiable appetite and lack of sufficient mastication is the cause for much concern in the digs although his recent committment to partake in the 2015 Duzi canoe Marathon has settled these quarms.
A solid reliable fella Jambles continues to amuse the masses with his unique sense of humour and indubadable personality. Next time you see him ask him to show you his Investec card. BOOM!
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